Dear people of the Democratic Republic of Shinozaki, I bear to you amazeballs news!!!!
After a lot of careful consideration (about 5 min or so) we have decided to promote a few people.
Without further ado, I gladly present you thee:
Mr. Darth Is going to be your new CAO! As Chief Administration Officer, he will administer a punch to you if you misbehave. Or drugs, I don't know his side business. Congrats dude.
Firefox(BWTFN) still don't know what that means btw, will be our CHROME officer...Ahem sorry, I mean CSO. As Chief Security Officer she will be after your as